Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Flooding season is upon us


Look on the bright side, at least the ice has melted!

Monday, April 20, 2009

Don't Turn it Up to 11


A guitar store owner has to put his foot down after listening to a badly-mangled 'Stairway to Heaven' for the 1,000 time...

Photo source: LolPix

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Toilet Humor Part #1534


What kind of urinal needs to remind patrons not to fish in the toilet bowl or pee like a dog? Apart from the one in my local bar...?

Photo source: HaHa Stop

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Dancin' Fool


No Dancing with Luminous Yellow Bears!

I guess dancing with purple elephants and green zebras is ok, then? Damn those funny colored pills!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Smokes, Let's Go


Don't feel guilty about smoking that packet of Rothmans! As the sign above says, you've got a chance!

Photo source: LolPix

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Service With A Smile (Sometimes)


I'm sure I've been to this restaurant before. It should also have a sign saying "Trained Chef Sometimes in Kitchen" and "Staff Usually Wash Hands".

I should carry my own sign that reads "Tip Not Guaranteed". Grrr.


Photo source: FoundSh*t